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i really fuckin' hate, i mean really FUCKIN' hate MTV! [16 Sep 2005|04:26pm]
AND, I will give $25,000, U.S., to anyone who kills Ashley Simpson...I swear it!!-this is legally binding!!
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don king productions, baby... [17 Aug 2005|12:21am]
so, the polish playmate of the year, don king, jesse jackson, and my ex-girlfriend one of the ring girls??? not a bad night all n' all...the best was papa having a great time...which made my time a blessing.

i wouldn't mind it terribly if rachel moved back.
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[18 Jul 2005|09:17pm]
change is good, change is needed.

i'm winning the lottery tomorrow!
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from istanbul, with love: [25 May 2005|04:19pm]
AC Milan lost the Champion's League!
MIL 3 - LIV 3 (2-3)

FUCKING BULLSHIT!
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[09 May 2005|07:08pm]
i am from line a fallen aristocrat...nothing more.
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joy? [19 Apr 2005|02:02pm]
we have a pope. i wonder what he has!
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what the....? [16 Apr 2005|01:53pm]
COMING SOON:
KOSHER CHINESE RESTAURANT
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[04 Apr 2005|05:23pm]
i cannot believe chef mario lost to lezbo nazis!
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it's kizmet! [28 Mar 2005|11:07pm]
[ mood | happy ]

thank you thank you thank you! http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4978829405&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMEWA%3AIT&rd=1

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[13 Mar 2005|01:38pm]
[ music | longwave ]

i want to, i just can't.

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i do! [12 Mar 2005|12:42pm]
i am so in love with shauna hiatt!
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so cryptic [09 Feb 2005|12:59am]
thought about the pacific, but staying with paradise, for now.
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odd bed fellows [04 Feb 2005|02:09am]
...just as i was searching for satanic literature to buy, someone through a rock at mama's office window...
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nothing [03 Feb 2005|11:40pm]
[ mood | depressed ]

my eyes ache from staring at ambient light randomizations while listening to sigur ros, ache.

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[01 Feb 2005|01:18am]
there is no doubt, no doubt, that i've hit the lowest point ever in my life. there has got to be more to life than this, but, there isn't. i'd imagine heading to bed, sleeping, would be a temporary anecdote; however, the thought of closing my eyes is leaving me with an awful, helpless-nothing feeling. i truly feel dead inside, sincerely, tragically.
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[30 Jan 2005|03:43pm]
it is a sad thing, to see your heroes crumble at the feet of their addictions. a vice is a vice is a vice; and the fools who succumb to them fail to warrant my sympathy; yet, a tear or two must fall.
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jeremy has his cell number! [11 Jan 2005|12:22am]
question: why does snoop doggy dog always have an umbrella?
answer: fo drizzle!

sheer, utter, sincere brilliance.
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[07 Jan 2005|01:56pm]
[ mood | annoyed ]

Question: Who gets a royal flush and still loses with pocket aces?
Answer: M. Fluer de lis

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAMA! [04 Jan 2005|04:58pm]
TODAY IS A WONDERFUL DAY!
I AM BLESSED.
MY FAMILY IS BLESSED.
THINGS ARE GOING TO BE OK...
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FOR FUCK'S SAKE AND THE POKER SUCKOUTS: [30 Dec 2004|04:43pm]
[ mood | pissed off ]
[ music | neil diamond ]

CAN ANYONE ELSE POSSIBLY GET LUCKY ON ME TODAY?? BITCHES!!

i thought livejournal was supposed to be a diary type blog type hey, this is my life read it thing cuz i do the voyeur thing and my parents don't pay attention to me thing...so why is it mostly ugly people trying to take the most flattering pictures of themselves accompanied by countless zoolander blue steels...please. to those i say: thanks for trying, but you're not pretty; nor is your pseudo-artistic ass a photographer, bitches.

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